Diffrencencs between Girls and Boys

Girls:
"Hey, you look like you're a little down. Anything wrong?"
"I didn't know I looked down at all, nothing's wrong."
"Are you sure?"
"Yea, I'm sure."
"Ok..."
Whole thing dripping with passive-aggressive-ness.

Boys:
"Hey, you look like you're a little down. Anything wrong?"
"I haven't had any cocaine in like 24 hours. Give me a break."
Round of guys busts out in laughter.