Double your foreplay, call it eightplay!

God, I hate all these women saying that "Men don't do any foreplay!" or "It's all about sex for them". Well you know what sister, I do a lot of foreplay, I'm just betting your idea and my idea of foreplay is completely different.

You know what, I've heard it said a lot of different times that a woman's biggest sex organ is her brain, and I highly believe that's true, unless you have breasts that are bigger than three pounds, but that's another story. And I think the mental aspect of sex, the imagining, the fantasies, the real interesting stuff that only comes out of the gutters, I think all of that is highly important. That's why I practice it all the time.

I'll see a girl sitting in the next desk and start thinking about how I would love to take her breasts in my hands and squeeze them for hours. Or I'll take a girl with rather bright lipstick and imagine those lips sucking something that ain't exactly made out of sugar. And maybe that girl who's sitting with her legs just a bit apart, and how I'd love to stick my fingers down there and make her scream in pleasure. And that's not even the half of it.

So you know when I have a girl say "You don't do enough foreplay." I respond "You want me to do more than eight hours a day? Come on, I think I'm being excessive."