Parable of Insanity

A man with short black hair and a dark green blazer walked into a local coffee shop crowded with hipsters and wifi-stealing geeks. He told the bored looking barista that he once caught a four inch fish with his bear hand right out of a fish tank. He then asked for a Miller Lite but realized he already had one, he pulls a full bottle of beer out of his jacket and tosses it across the room, smashing it over a fifteen year old Sceenkid's head, soaking his red striped hair before he turned around and saw a man in a dark green blazer walk out of a local coffee shop.