I'm not sure how some people think there could be a god in the world. Looking at how much trouble there is in the world , then looking at this almighty being and saying god is good.
Maybe god is a bit more like us. Not able to multitask too well can only really do one thing at a time. Like imagine the pope walking up to god saying
"Dear Lord, may you help all the children starving in Africa."
And god booming back "Yes my child, right after this Lakers game"
"Lord, you need to take the garbage out"
"Yes, I'm on it. Hey could you grab me a beer?"
"God Damm it"
"Damm what? Did that cat shit in the plants again. I'll damm it for you. *Thunder noises* *cat screech* It's in hell now."
"No, that's not what I wanted at all."
"Well I don't know what you want, I'm not a mind reader. You gotta pray or something."
"I did!"
"Well you gotta pray when the Lakers aren't on."
Friday, December 28, 2012
Saturday, December 1, 2012
Focus
Focus.
Focus on the words you are typing down. Focus on creating an awesome blog instead of losing focus and scratching yourself or eating those pizza rolls you heated up ten minuets ago or reading those two books that are due at the library today. And here's going to be the hard part, thy your very best to focus on this instead of anything else you can on the computer. No Facebook, no 4chan, no Webcomics, ok maybe check to see if homestuck has updated yet.... No, fuck. Try to not even focus on fixing the mistakes in this blog as you make them because you know that you're just gong to reread this before you publish.
Because if you can focus on this now, maybe you can focus all the way through a dumb book that someone else recommended, maybe you can focus on just the job search efforts that you desperately need to do, maybe you con finally finish that book on finishing things.
I've been having a lot of trouble of whenever I'm on a computer of just doing one thing at a time. It tends to get in the way of important shit I need to do. And sometimes if there isn't new stuff to do I feel like there is nothing to do, which just makes me sad and lonely. I'd like to write about this more, but there are just so many pictures of cats on the internet.
Focus on the words you are typing down. Focus on creating an awesome blog instead of losing focus and scratching yourself or eating those pizza rolls you heated up ten minuets ago or reading those two books that are due at the library today. And here's going to be the hard part, thy your very best to focus on this instead of anything else you can on the computer. No Facebook, no 4chan, no Webcomics, ok maybe check to see if homestuck has updated yet.... No, fuck. Try to not even focus on fixing the mistakes in this blog as you make them because you know that you're just gong to reread this before you publish.
Because if you can focus on this now, maybe you can focus all the way through a dumb book that someone else recommended, maybe you can focus on just the job search efforts that you desperately need to do, maybe you con finally finish that book on finishing things.
I've been having a lot of trouble of whenever I'm on a computer of just doing one thing at a time. It tends to get in the way of important shit I need to do. And sometimes if there isn't new stuff to do I feel like there is nothing to do, which just makes me sad and lonely. I'd like to write about this more, but there are just so many pictures of cats on the internet.
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