Thursday, January 31, 2013

I AM MAD

I LEFT THAT DAY IN WHICH YOU BETRAYED ME AND I WANDERED THIS SCORCHED AND BROKEN WORLD TO FIND A HUNDRED TRIBES WHICH STILL HOLD DEAR LONG FORGOTTEN IDEALS ABOUT STRENGTH IN A MANS BODY AND STRENGTH IN A MANS SOUL AND I TRAINED UNDER THEM AND I FOUGHT THEM AND I BESTED THEM AND WE WENT TO THE EDGE OF THE EARTH AND WE LEAPT INTO THE ABYSS BELOW AND WE FOUND A HUNDRED DEMONS AND BEASTS AND UNDESCRIBABLE HORRORS AND WE FOUGHT THEM AND BESTED THEM AND WE MADE THEM JOIN OUR QUEST OF GLORY AND VENGEANCE AND NOW I HAVE RETURNED TO THE CITY I HAVE LEFT SO LONG AGO AND THIS CITY WILL BE RAZED TO THE DIRT IT ONCE WAS AND ALL THAT WILL STAND FOR A HUNDRED MILES WILL BE A MONUMENT TO THE HORRORS YOU HAVE DONE AND THE HORRORS I HAVE DONE IN ORDER TO RIGHT THOSE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED HORRORS AND IN THE CENTER OF THIS MONUMENT WILL BE YOU HOISTED IN MIDAIR SURROUNDED BY A HUNDRED IMPLEMENTS OF TORTURE SO THAT YOU SHALL GRASP NOT A SINGLE CONCEPT IN YOUR MIND SAVE FOR PAIN UNTIL THE VERY MOMENT THE SUN BURNS THE EARTH DOWN.

BITCH THAT'LL BE THE LAST TIME YOU EAT THE REST OF MY ICE CREAM.

FUCKING WHORE.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

New years resolutions 1213

-Eat less pineapple
-Stop being so sad
-Lose weight
-Get a good enough job that I can afford an apartment
-Learn a programming language
-Get a Tat
-Fuck bitches
-Get money
-Apply for a 401k
-Stop being so sad
-Guitar//Drawing(???)
-Miniamize
-Don't get a Tat
-Have some fruit